the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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