Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
