I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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