dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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