Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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