Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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