$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Sober January is a disaster.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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