If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
you inspire me to be a worse person
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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