Define "chronic" masturbator.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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