using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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