..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Boobs are out for the taking
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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