Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
ok first of all what the fuck
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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