Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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