Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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