I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Randomize
