It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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