That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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