I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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