oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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