i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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