Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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