I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Four minutes until I can fart!
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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