I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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