The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
