no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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