nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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