She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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