Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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