all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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