Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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