He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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