maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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