I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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