Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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