Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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