Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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