This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You pole danced in your parka.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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