Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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