did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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