How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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