Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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