I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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