You're my little dorito
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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