I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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