just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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