So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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