I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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