Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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