Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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