I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
