Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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