Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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