Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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