You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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